JOKE OF THE WEEK, 22 Jan 2018
A man believed his wife was hard of hearing. He approached her from behind and whispered from a distance, “Can you hear me?” He heard no answer. So he came closer and said louder, “Can you hear me now?” Again he heard no answer. So he stepped behind her very closely and said in a loud voice, “Can you hear me now?”
He heard, “Yes, for the third time!”
A man bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those pretty 4‑Wheel drive vehicles.”
“She did,” he replied, “But where in the world was I going to find a fake Jeep?!”
A man was swearing angrily and loudly for a long time. His wife listened patiently and quietly. Suddenly he screamed at her, “Shut up!”
She said timidly, “I haven’t said one word.”
He shouted, “But I know you were thinking something!”
This article originally appeared on Transcend Media Service (TMS) on 22 Jan 2018.
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