Cover-up

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 1 Jan 2018

Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service

A man comes home and finds his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in his mouth.  It is dead.  He is shocked and is afraid that the neighbors will hate him forever.

So he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow dries its fur and puts the rabbit back into the neighbor’s cage, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.

A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the man, “Did you hear that Fluffy died?”  The man is embarrassed and says, “Uhm… no, what happened?”  The neighbor replies,

“We just found him dead in the cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him, we went outside, and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back in the cage.  There must be some real sick people out there!”

 

This article originally appeared on Transcend Media Service (TMS) on 1 Jan 2018.

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