For God’s Sake!

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 11 Jun 2018

Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service

A housewife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six‑year-old daughter and asked, “Would you like to say blessing?” “I don’t know how to do it,” the girl replied. “Just say what mommy says,” the mother answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, “Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?”

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A mother took her five-year-old daughter to church. On the way she asked, “Tell me again; why do we have to be quiet in church?” The daughter replied, “Because people are sleeping?”

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The Sunday school teacher asks, “Johnny, do you pray before eating?” “No, my mom is a good cook,” he replied.

 

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