Dad’s Profession?

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 12 Nov 2018

Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service

It was the first day of school and the teacher thought she would get to know the kids by asking their names and what their fathers did for a living.

The first little girl said, “My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman.”

The next little boy said, “I’m Andy and my Dad is a mechanic.”

It was then little Johnny’s turn and he said “My name is Johnny and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for women.”

The teacher gasped and quickly moved on. But later, in the school yard, she asked Johnny privately if it was really true that his was a dancer in a cabaret.

Little Johnny blushed and said, “Actually, he is an auditor for Arthur Andersen but I was just too embarrassed to say so.”

 

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