Asthma Attacks

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 17 Dec 2018

Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service

A man organized a blind date for his friend. His friend was excited, but also a little worried and asked,

“What shall I do if I really don’t like the girl? Do I still have to spend a whole evening with her?”

The man suggested to his friend, “Why don’t you do the following: go to the door, ring the bell and see who opens. If you like her, you can spend a nice evening together, but if you really don’t like her at all, just hold your throat, shout ‘aaauugh!’ and pretend you have an asthma attack. Then you have an excuse to cancel the date.”

That evening, he rang the girl’s doorbell and waited anxiously. When the door opened, the most beautiful, charming girl appeared. He was about to speak to her, when she suddenly shouted, “aaauugh!”


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