JOKE OF THE WEEK, 3 Jul 2023

Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service

If you have a lot of tension and get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle:

“Take two aspirins” and “Keep away from children.”


Mental illness is hereditary: we get it from our children.


The teacher asks Johnny,

“Why is your shirt so dirty?”

Johnny says,

“You told us that we should live every day as if it was our last one, and who would want to do laundry on the last day?”


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