A Really Bad Day
JOKE OF THE WEEK, 23 Apr 2012
There was this sad-looking guy at a bar, just staring at his drink, for about half an hour.
Then a big, trouble-making truck driver comes next to him, takes his drink and swallows it right down. The poor man starts crying.
The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”
“No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life,” the man says.
“First, I overslept and got to the office late. My boss, mad as hell, fired me. Then I went to my car and found it had been stolen. The police said they could do nothing about it. I got a cab to go home, but remembered that I had left my wallet and credit cards in my car. The cab driver just drove away.
“I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.”
And he continued crying.
This article originally appeared on Transcend Media Service (TMS) on 23 Apr 2012.
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