I Won The Lottery!

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 1 Oct 2012

TMS Editor

A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!”

The wife says, “Oh my god! What should I pack? Beach stuff or mountain stuff?”

The husband yells back, “It doesn’t matter. Just get the hell out!”


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