The Best Pharmacist
JOKE OF THE WEEK, 19 Jun 2017
Submitted by Erika Degortes – TRANSCEND Media Service
A woman enters a pharmacy and asks for poison.
“What do you intend to do with it?” asks the pharmacist.
“It’s to kill my husband …”
“What? You’re joking! I cannot sell you anything to commit murder!”
The woman then opens her handbag and takes out a picture of her husband sleeping side by side with the pharmacist’s wife…
“Ahh”, he said “you should have told me you have a prescription!”
This article originally appeared on Transcend Media Service (TMS) on 19 Jun 2017.
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