The Best Pharmacist

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 19 June 2017

Submitted by Erika Degortes – TRANSCEND Media Service

A woman enters a pharmacy and asks for poison.

“What do you intend to do with it?” asks the pharmacist.

“It’s to kill my husband …”

“What? You’re joking! I cannot sell you anything to commit murder!”

The woman then opens her handbag and takes out a picture of her husband sleeping side by side with the pharmacist’s wife…

“Ahh”, he said “you should have told me you have a prescription!”

 

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