The Verdict

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 13 Sep 2021

Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service

A judge announced to the ex-husband in divorce court,

“I grant your ex-wife $700 a month in alimony.”

The man replied,

“Thank you, that is very nice of you.”

Adding:

“And if I have some extra money, I will also throw in a check once in a while.”

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Dietrich Fischer (1941-2015) from Münsingen, Switzerland, got a Licentiate in Mathematics from the University of Bern 1968 and his Ph.D. in Computer Science from New York University 1976. Fischer was a MacArthur Fellow in International Peace and Security at Princeton University 1986-88, has taught mathematics, computer science, economics and peace studies at various universities, and been a consultant to the United Nations. He was co-founder, with Johan Galtung, of the TRANSCEND Network for Peace, Development and Environment in 1993.


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