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JOKE OF THE WEEK, 16 Jan 2023

Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service

Teacher: “What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green the other is blue with red spots!”
Johnny: “Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of the same at home.”


Teacher: “Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?”
Pupil: “Brotherly love.”


Teacher: “Alex, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?”
Alex: “No, sir. It’s the same dog!”


Teacher: “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”
Mary: “A teacher.”




This article originally appeared on Transcend Media Service (TMS) on 16 Jan 2023.

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