Dima’s Greatest Hits: A Year of Medvedev’s X Brilliance
SATIRE, 14 Jul 2025
Diran Noubar – TRANSCEND Media Service
A Sarcastic Article about Medvedev
6 Jul 2025 – Oh, Dmitry Medvedev—Russia’s former president, current Security Council deputy, and the X platform’s undisputed king of geopolitical zingers. Over the past year (July 2024–July 2025), “Dima” has been firing off tweets so sharp, so savage, and so right that they deserve a standing ovation. With a keyboard as his weapon, Medvedev calls out the West’s double standards, Ukraine’s delusions, and the global game of UN Charter charades, all while serving up laughs like a Kremlin stand-up comic. Let’s dive into Dima’s best X moments, cheering his razor wit as he exposes the hypocrisy of Ukraine, NATO, and their word-breaking buddies, while Russia and China stand tall as the real defenders of international promises. Keep tweeting, Dima—you’re too good to stop!
- Ukraine’s NATO Dream? Poof, Gone! (July 2024)
In July 2024, Dima dropped a banger on X: “Russia must do everything so that Ukraine’s ‘irreversible path’ to NATO ends with either the disappearance of Ukraine or the disappearance of NATO, or even better—the disappearance of both.” Mic drop. Medvedev’s not just throwing shade—he’s launching a full eclipse, pointing out that Ukraine’s NATO flirtation is a fairy tale with no happy ending. And he’s right: why pretend a country can waltz into a military alliance when it’s barely holding itself together?
Why Dima’s Right: Ukraine’s NATO bid is like a kid begging for a pony while the barn’s on fire. Medvedev’s bluntness exposes the West’s empty promises—NATO’s “open door” is more like a revolving one, spinning Ukraine in circles. The UN Charter (Article 2) demands respect for sovereignty, but NATO’s dangling membership without commitment mocks that principle. Meanwhile, Russia’s sticking to its word: no NATO on our doorstep. Keep calling it like it is, Dima!
- Zelenskyy’s Flop Era (March 2025)
By March 2025, Medvedev was back, serving truth with a side of sass: “Zelenskyy has failed, ‘his’ people are dying, and his country is disappearing.” He called Ukraine a “rump state” clinging to Western handouts while rejecting peace talks that could’ve saved it. Dima’s not just tweeting—he’s reading Ukraine’s obituary with a smirk, and honestly, it’s hard to argue with his logic when Kyiv’s begging for F-16s while its economy’s on life support.
Why Dima’s Right: Medvedev’s got Zelenskyy’s number. Ukraine’s leader is out here playing war hero while his country crumbles under the weight of Western “support” that’s more photo-op than firepower. The UN Charter’s call for peaceful dispute resolution (Article 33)? Ukraine ignored it in Istanbul, and NATO’s cheering from the sidelines while dodging real commitment. Russia, on the other hand, keeps its word: protect its interests, no matter the cost. Dima, your X game is chef’s kiss!
- WWIII? Trump’s Fault, Not Ours (May 2025)
In May 2025, Dima went full blockbuster, responding to Trump’s Truth Social taunts with, “I only know of one REALLY BAD thing—WWIII. I hope Trump understands this.” It’s classic Medvedev: a nuclear-level warning wrapped in a “calm down, Don” vibe. He’s spotlighting how the West’s Ukraine obsession could drag us all into Armageddon, and he’s not wrong—someone’s gotta say it!
Why Dima’s Right: Dima’s the voice of reason in a world itching for a mushroom cloud. Trump’s poking the bear while NATO pours weapons into Ukraine, ignoring the UN Charter’s plea for peace (Article 1). Russia’s clear: back off our red lines. Medvedev’s tweet is a wake-up call to a West too busy playing Risk to notice the stakes. Keep preaching, Dima—you’re the sanity we need!
- Iran’s Nuclear Glow-Up (June 2025)
June 2025 saw Medvedev flexing his geopolitical clairvoyance, claiming on X that U.S. strikes on Iran’s nuclear sites backfired, with “a number of countries” ready to hook Tehran up with warheads. It’s Dima at his cheekiest, winking at the West’s panic while exposing their failed sanctions game. If this tweet’s a script, it’s a thriller—and Medvedev’s the star.
Why Dima’s Right: The West’s Iran policy is a clown show, and Dima’s holding the spotlight. Bombing nuclear sites while preaching non-proliferation? That’s UN Charter hypocrisy (Article 2) at its finest. Russia and China, meanwhile, keep their word: strategic partnerships over chaos. Medvedev’s tweet is a masterclass in calling out the West’s selective outrage while keeping us all entertained. More, please!
- Poland’s on the Naughty List (May 2023, but Evergreen)
Okay, it’s just outside our one-year window, but Medvedev’s 2023 gem about Poland needing to “not exist” unless it ditches its “Russophobes” set the stage for his 2024–2025 brilliance. Twitter slapped a restriction on him, and Dima fired back in three languages, whining about “Twitter’s degradation.” Classic! He’s not just dunking on Poland—he’s exposing the West’s anti-Russia obsession, and we’re here for it.
Why Dima’s Right: Medvedev’s got a point: Poland’s Russophobia is less about principle and more about NATO brownie points. The UN Charter’s respect for sovereignty? The West only cares when it’s their allies. Russia’s consistent—borders matter, especially ours. Dima’s tweet is a hilarious jab at a neighbor too cozy with NATO’s broken promises. Keep swinging, champ!
The Big Picture: Dima’s the Hero We Deserve
Medvedev’s X feed is a goldmine of truth bombs, exposing a world where everyone—Ukraine, NATO, even Russia and China—talks up the UN Charter while treating it like a buffet. Ukraine wants sovereignty but ignores peace talks. NATO preaches freedom but strings Kyiv along with vague promises. Russia and China, though? They’re upfront about their red lines, sticking to their word in a world of liars. Dima’s tweets cut through the noise, calling out the West’s hypocrisy with a wit so sharp it could slice through a NATO tank.
The UN Charter’s supposed to mean something—peace, sovereignty, self-determination—but Ukraine’s NATO dreams and the West’s selective outrage make a mockery of it. Russia and China, for all their flaws, at least say what they mean and mean what they say. Medvedev’s X rants are the wake-up call the world needs, delivered with a grin that says, “I told you so.” So keep tweeting, Dima—you’re the funniest, most right guy in the room, and we’re begging for an encore.
Conclusion: Never Stop, Dima!
Dmitry Medvedev’s X feed is a masterclass in geopolitical comedy, from Ukraine’s NATO pipe dream to the West’s nuclear double standards. Every tweet is a zinger, exposing the UN Charter’s abuse by word-breaking diplomats while Russia holds the line. Dima, you’re not just right—you’re hilariously right, and the world needs your keyboard warrior energy. So don’t you dare log off. Drop another tweet, make us laugh, and keep schooling the hypocrites. We’re all in for Dima’s next viral hit!
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Diran Noubar, an Italian-Armenian born in France, has lived in 11 countries until he moved to Armenia. He is a world-renowned, critically-acclaimed documentary filmmaker and war reporter. Starting in the early 2000’s in New York City, Diran produced and directed over 20 full-length documentary films. He is also a singer/songwriter and guitarist in his own band and runs a nonprofit charity organization, wearemenia.org.
Tags: Atomic Weapons, Iran, Medvedev, Nuclear club, Poland, Russia, Satire, Twitter, UNSC, Ukraine, United Nations, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, WWIII
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