Politics

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 19 Jul 2010

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Socialism: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

Communism: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you some milk.

Fascism: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you the milk.

Nazism: You have two cows, the government takes both and shoots you.

Bureaucratism: You have two cows, the government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.

Capitalism: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull.

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