Bears vs. Hunters

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 26 Apr 2010

Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service

Two Canadian hunters were surprised by a bear.  They began to run away from him.  One of them briefly stopped to put on his sneakers.  The other asked him, “Why do you do that?”  “To run faster,” the first hunter replied.  “Why do you care, we will never be able to outrun the bear,” said the other.  The first replied, “Never mind the bear, all I want is to outrun you!”


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