Thirteen Religious Views of Life

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 21 Jun 2010

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Taoism: Shit happens.

Confucianism: Confucius says, “Shit happens.”

Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Protestantism: Shit won’t happen if I work harder.

Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?

Atheism: I don’t believe this shit.

Agnosticism: What is this shit?

Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit.

Economism: Let’s export this shit.


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