From Church Bulletins
JOKE OF THE WEEK, 9 Aug 2010
Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service
“Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.”
“Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.”
“The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.”
“The eighth‑graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.”
“Thursday at 5 pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers please see the minister in his study.”
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