Red in the Face

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 29 Oct 2012

TMS editor

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.

Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.”

“Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary positions the blood doesn’t run into my feet?”

A little fellow shouted, “Because your feet aren’t empty.”

 

This article originally appeared on Transcend Media Service (TMS) on 29 Oct 2012.

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