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JOKE OF THE WEEK, 11 Nov 2013
Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service
Alexander the Great, Attila the Hun and Napoleon met in hell.
Alexander said, “If we had had machine guns, I would have conquered all of Europe.”
Attila said, “If we had had tanks, I would have conquered all of Asia and Africa.”
And Napoleon said, “If we had had the US media, the whole world would not yet have found out that we lost the war in Russia.”
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