Not Too Bad
JOKE OF THE WEEK, 16 Dec 2013
Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service
An elderly man went to the doctor for his annual checkup.
After examining him the doctor said,
“I have two bad news for you. The first is that you have cancer.”
The patient asked, “And what is the second bad news?”
The doctor said, “You have Alzheimer’s disease.”
The man replied, “It could be worse, I could have cancer.”
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