Not Again!
JOKE OF THE WEEK, 2 Feb 2015
Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service
A wife and husband lived in a third floor apartment. One day, the husband died. The wife bought a coffin, put him inside and asked a neighbor to help her carry the coffin downstairs. Suddenly the neighbor stumbled. The cover of the coffin opened, the husband spit out a piece of apple that had gotten stuck in his throat and came back to life. He and his wife lived happily together for ten more years and then he died. Again, the neighbor helped carry the coffin downstairs. The wife admonished him, “Please be careful; don’t stumble again.”
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