Truthful
JOKE OF THE WEEK, 10 Aug 2015
Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service
Someone was walking with the devil. The person in front of them bent down and picked something up. “What did he find?” he asked. “A piece of the truth,” the devil answered. “Doesn’t that disturb you?” he asked. “Not at all,” the devil replied, “soon I will convince him that he has got the whole truth.”
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NEW JOKE The other night I was invited for a night with the guys.
I told the wife I would be home by midnight.
Well,the hours passed quickly and the beer was going down to easy.
At 3am drunk as a skunk,I got a cab and headed for home.
Just as I got in the door the cuckoo clock in the hall cuckooed three times.
Quickly I realized she’d probably wake up,so I cuckooed another another
9 times.I was really proud of myself for having such a rapid witty solution,
even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.The next morning
my wife asked me what time I got in,I told her 12 o’clock.
She didn’t seem disturbed at all.Got away with that one I thought!
Then she told me we needed a new clock.When I asked her why
she said,”well,last night it cuckooed three times,then said oh crap’
cuckooed 4 more times,cleared its throat,cookooed another 3 times
giggled’cuckooed twice more and then farted.”