By Accident

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 7 Sep 2015

Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service

A car skidded on wet pavement and struck a light pole. Several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her aside. ‘Step aside, lady,’ he barked. ‘I’ve taken a course in first aid.’

The woman watched him for a few minutes, and then tapped his shoulder ‘Pardon me,’ she said. ‘But when you get to the part about calling a doctor, I’m right here.”

 

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