On the Phone

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 23 Nov 2015

Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service

A man spoke frantically into the phone.

“My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”

“Is this her first child?” the doctor asked.

“No!” the man shouted, “This is her husband!”

 

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