President Trump’s Briefing Session

FOOD FOR THOUGHT, 14 Nov 2016

Dr. Leo Rebello – TRANSCEND Media Service

Trump’s first day at the Oval Office after being elected President.

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First briefings by the CIA, Pentagon, FBI:

 

Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays.

CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others.

Trump: The Democrats created them.

CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding from the natural gas lobby.

 

Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them.

CIA: We can’t do that, sir.

Trump: Why is that?

CIA: India will cut Balochistan out of Pak.

Trump: I don’t care.

CIA: India will have peace in Kashmir. They will stop buying our weapons. They will become a superpower. We have to fund Pakistan to keep India busy in Kashmir.

Trump: But you have to destroy the Taliban.

CIA: Sir, we can’t do that. We created the Taliban to keep Russia in check during the 80’s. Now they are keeping Pakistan busy and away from their nukes.

 

Trump: We have to destroy terror sponsoring regimes in the Middle East. Let us start with the Saudis.

Pentagon: Sir, we can’t do that. We created those regimes because we wanted their oil. We can’t have democracy there, otherwise their people will get that oil – and we cannot let their people own it.

Trump: Then, let us invade Iran.

Pentagon: We cannot do that either, sir.

Trump: Why not?

CIA: We are talking to them, sir.

Trump: What? Why?

CIA: We want our Stealth Drones back. If we attack them, Russia will obliterate us as they did to our buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides, we need Iran to keep Israel in check.

 

Trump: Then let us invade Iraq again.

CIA: Sir, our friends (ISIS) are already occupying 1/3 of Iraq.

Trump: Why not the whole of Iraq?

CIA: We need the Shi’ite gov’t of Iraq to keep ISIS in check.

 

Trump: I am banning Muslims from entering US.

FBI: We can’t do that, sir.

Trump: Why not?

FBI: Then our own population will become fearless.

 

Trump: I am deporting all illegal immigrants to south of the border.

Border patrol: You can’t do that, sir.

Trump: Why not?

Border patrol: If they’re gone, who will build the wall?

 

Trump: I am banning H1B visas.

USCIS: You cannot do that, sir.

Trump: And why?

Chief of Staff: If you do so, we’ll have to outsource White House operations to Bangalore. Which is in India.

 

Trump (sweating profusely by now): What the hell should I do as President???

CIA: Enjoy the White House, sir! We will take care of the rest!

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Submitted by Charles Mercieca, Ph.D.:
– President, International Association of Educators for World Peace, Dedicated to United Nations Goals of Peace Education, Environmental Protection, Human Rights & Disarmament.
-Professor Emeritus, Alabama A&M University.
-Hon President & Professor, SBS Swiss Business School, Zurich.
-Member, TRANSCEND-A Network for Peace, Development and Environment.

 

 

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