The Salary Theory…

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 14 Nov 2016

Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service

Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people.”

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates: As every engineer knows:

Power = Work / Time Since: Knowledge = Power Time = Money Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done. Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.

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