The Salary Theory…
JOKE OF THE WEEK, 14 Nov 2016
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people.”
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates: As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time Since: Knowledge = Power Time = Money Knowledge = Work/Money.
Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done. Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.
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