JOKE OF THE WEEK, 23 Jan 2017
George Bush came late to a cabinet meeting. He explained that he wanted to finish a puzzle. He proudly said that on the package it said “for three years”, but he finished it in only eight hours.
Two aliens in their spaceship approached earth. One pointed out to the other, “Look, they have space weapons.” The other asked, “Does that indicate that a form of higher intelligence has developed on earth?” The first one replied, “I don’t think so, because they are aiming those weapons at themselves.”
“I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.”
This article originally appeared on Transcend Media Service (TMS) on 23 Jan 2017.
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