Symmetry

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 20 Feb 2017

Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service

A husband and wife spent their vacation at a lake where he enjoyed fishing.  One day, while he was taking a nap on shore, the wife took their fishing boat and explored the lake.

Suddenly she noticed that a police boat approached her, and the policeman said to her, “You are in a zone where fishing is prohibited, and I have to fine you.”

“That is ridiculous,” the woman protested, “you can see that I have not been fishing, and I am not going to!”

The policeman insisted, “But you have all the equipment.”

The woman said, “Then I will accuse you of rape.”

The policeman was astounded and furious: “How could you, I have not done anything to you!”

The woman retorted, “But you have all the equipment!”

 

This article originally appeared on Transcend Media Service (TMS) on 20 Feb 2017.

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