JOKE OF THE WEEK, 25 Sep 2017
Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.
“So,” he said, “I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe.”
Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably.
“You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000.”
The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to Leon.
“Now then, I’m returning $5,000, and we’re going to decide this case solely on its merits!”
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