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JOKE OF THE WEEK, 23 Apr 2018

Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service

A father told his young son, “You have gotten a little sister.” He said, “How nice, let’s go and tell Mom.”

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A Scotsman went to City Hall to have his name changed. He was asked why. “I found a box of business cards.”

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A girl used to tell everyone, “I am the daughter of Dr. Smith.” Her mother thought this was too pretentious and she told her daughter, “Simply say, ‘I am Ursula Smith.'” The next day, a colleague of her father met the girl on the street and asked her, “Are you the daughter of Dr. Smith?” She replied, “I always thought so, but my mother says it is not so.”

 

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