Search for Meaning…

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 13 Aug 2018

Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service

An English teacher wrote the words, “a woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and told the students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: “A woman, without her man, is nothing.”

The women wrote: “A woman: without her, man is nothing.”

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A farmer goes to see a doctor. After examining him for a long time, the doctor says,

“I don’t find anything particular; the problem seems to be alcohol.”

“Don’t worry, doctor,” the farmer says, “I can come back when you are sober again.”

 

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