Quickies

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 24 Dec 2018

Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service

A father told his son, “Never go to a nightclub!” “Why?” “Because you will see things that you should not see.” Of course, the son went to a nightclub and saw indeed something he should not see: his father.

What is the difference between a camel and a diplomat? A camel can work two weeks without drinking, whereas a diplomat can drink two weeks without working. Apart from that they are quite similar.

 

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