Too Much Praise

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 23 Mar 2020

Reader’s Digest – TRANSCEND Media Service

Bill was a Christian and wanted a horse. On Craigslist, he found a Christian horse so he went to check it out. When he got to the ranch, the horse’s owner said,

 “It’s easy to ride him. Just say ‘Praise the Lord’ to make him go, and ‘Amen’ to make him stop.”

Bill got on the horse and said “Praise the Lord.” the horse started to walk. “Praise the Lord, praise the Lord, praise the Lord”–and the horse ran faster.

Now Bill sees a cliff and quickly yells: “AMEN.”

The horse stops abruptly and Bill goes: “Whew! Praise the lord!”


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