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Relativity Theory

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 14 Dec 2020

Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service

When a woman says she’ll be ready to go out in five more minutes, she’s using the same meaning of time as when a man says the football or basketball game’s just got five minutes left.

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