Be polite… and laugh

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 5 Mar 2012

TMS Editor

Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

A. Dam!

Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?

A. They take the psycho path.

Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?

A. Cell phones.

Q. Why did the tomato turn red?

A. It saw the salad dressing!

Q. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

A. Because he had no-body to go with.

 

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