Gifts

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 2 Apr 2012

TMS Editor

It was Thursday evening and Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad.

She told him, “Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!”

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out and brought the box inside the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

 

This article originally appeared on Transcend Media Service (TMS) on 2 Apr 2012.

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