Dog Smarts

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 31 Aug 2020

Readers’ Digest – TRANSCEND Media Service

Two dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter.

“My dog is so smart,” says the first owner, “that every morning he goes to the store and buys me a sesame seed bagel with chive cream cheese, stops off at Starbucks and picks me up a mocha latte, and then comes home and turns on ESPN, all before I get out of bed.”

“I know,” says the second owner.

“How do you know?” the first demands.

“My dog told me.”

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From the book Laughter: The Best Medicine


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