Good Care

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 2 Jun 2014

Dietrich Fischer – TRANSCEND Media Service

Vice President Dick Cheney underwent surgery. When he woke up from his anesthesia, all shades were closed. He called the nurse and asked whether it was the middle of the night. She said it was daytime.

He asked, “Then why are all the shades closed?”

The nurse explained, “There was a fire across the street, and we did not want you to think that the operation failed.”

 

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