JOKE OF THE WEEK, 3 Dec 2018
A man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. on a Thursday and asked where he is going at that time of night. The man replies,
“I am on my way to attend a lecture on the ill effects that gambling, hookers, alcohol, smoking, and staying out late have on the human body.”
Given the context, the officer seems doubtful and asks sarcastically, “Oh, really? Who would be giving a lecture like that at this time of night?”
The man replies, “My wife.”
This article originally appeared on Transcend Media Service (TMS) on 3 Dec 2018.
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