Old Age

JOKE OF THE WEEK, 13 Jun 2011

TMS Editor

A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch.

“I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long, happy life?”

“I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise,” he replied.

“Wow, that’s amazing,” she said, “How old are you?”

“Twenty-six.”

 

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