JOKE OF THE WEEK, 13 Jun 2011
A woman walks up to an old man sitting in a chair on his porch.
“I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long, happy life?”
“I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of beer, eat fatty foods, and never, ever exercise,” he replied.
“Wow, that’s amazing,” she said, “How old are you?”
This article originally appeared on Transcend Media Service (TMS) on 13 Jun 2011.
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